25 January 2013

Old School Survey

 I'm bringing it back the the Myspace days and posting a stupid random questions survey, just because I'm that bored at work. Feel free to snag these and post them on your blog if you're as much of a loser as I am.

 Did you ever see a booger on someone's face and specifically choose not to tell them?
Not that I can think of. I try to tell people when they have food in their teeth or boogers on their face. Unless it's a stranger, then that's just weird.

Do you know you have mold growing in the refrigerator and do nothing about it?
Does it make me absolutely disgusting if I do? Cause I would never let old food sit in there changing colors, rotting and growing things because I'm too lazy to throw it out. Never.

 Have you ever been attracted to someone very unattractive?
Not everyone will find the same people attractive, so by certain standards, yes. I've also looked back on past "crushes" and wondered, "What the hell was I thinking?" Crazy how much our tastes can change.

Would you prefer to sleep with your dog than anyone else?
I don't have a dog, and I'm pretty sure bestiality is a crime.

Would you eat a cow eye for a price?
I suppose. I doubt anyone is interested in paying me to do that though, so it's not really important the amount. 

If the walls could talk, what would they say about you?
 That I'm a freak who would eat a cow eye for money.

 Do you secretly pick your scabs?
Yeah. Not a secret anymore.

What would your best friend be surprised to know about you?
I have a best friend?

 Do you think male and females can be friends?

What technological device could you not live without?

If you could have been born in any year, what year would it have been?
I'm okay with the year I was born in. 

Would you like to be famous?
 No. It has it's perks but more downfalls than anything I think. I don't get why everyone is so obsessed with it today.

Have you ever drank pickle juice straight from the jar?
Gross (says the girl who picks her scabs). No. 

Do you lie about your weight?
No one really asks me that question but yes, I do. 

Ever thrown up in public?
 Not proud of it but yes.

Passed out because of alcohol?
 See above

What kind of home would you like?
I like the home I live in now. It's tiny as shit but there are so many good memories that were made there.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
This question kinda  freaks me out, one: because I have no idea where I see myself and two: because I'll have a SIX year old daughter by then. 5 years really isn't far off at all.

Do you like candy necklaces?
The one's that taste like chalk?

Yeah, those are delicious.

What was the last thing you ate?
An apple.

Alright, fine, it was more like a brownie.

Have you ever won an award?
Do Blogger awards count?

Stupid question, of course they count. Those things are legit!

How long ’till your birthday?
About five months.

What time is it?
6:52 pm 

Do you use ebay to buy or sell?

Who makes you mad?
A lot of people.

Have you ever heard a song written about you?
Uh, no.

Do you swear when you’re mad?
I swear when I'm mad, when I'm happy, when I'm sad. I swear when I'm indifferent, I swear all the fucking time. 

When was the last time you actually cried?
A couple nights ago, just because.

 Are you usually a happy person?
Yeah, what's not to be happy about?

What makes you the happiest?
Natalie, of course.

7 Thoughts :

Jazz January 26, 2013 at 9:44 AM  

Ohhhh I love reading this things!
No offence to him, but my ex was definitely not the most attractive thing. I don't know what I ever saw. Now my standards are so high I don't find anyone attractive, I'm such a bitch.
I also swear 24/7. When I first started uni, people obviously didn't know me very well and when I started going round with the same people I started being more comfortable and just started swearing my usual amount, however one girl had never been around when I happened to swear, so a few weeks later I swore in front of her and she went "Oh my God, did you just swear?" and another girl turned and said to her, "Do you even know Jazz?!" I just swear way too much, it's disgusting, but it feels so damn good.

Coffee and Cashmere January 26, 2013 at 12:16 PM  

This. was. hilar. I miss those all Myspace survey days. Thanks for bring 2007 back for me.

Chelsea January 26, 2013 at 2:06 PM  

Dying over this. I think we might be soul mates.

Julie DeNeen January 26, 2013 at 10:35 PM  

Stopping by to check out your blog! It is so pretty! And these questions were so fun! Going to follow you on Twitter and Facebook :)

Our Little Bubble January 27, 2013 at 12:17 PM  

LOL! and crying for no reason... just because :) I did that last week a couple times. Oh the joys of being a woman!!

Anonymous January 27, 2013 at 8:54 PM  

Fun to read this! :) Absolutely agree with the changing taste in partners. So many of my exes... ugg... no way now!!

Hilary @ Peanut Butter Spoonfuls January 29, 2013 at 2:29 PM  

Officially a fellow loser because I love these things. Also a fellow gross fridge owner. I just threw out probably 5 lbs of stinky food yesterday. I don't know if I'm more upset about how disgusting that is or how wasteful...