27 August 2011

Rainy Day Rant

I am so bored at work right now. Everyone freaked out about hurricane Irene so it's such a quiet day! While I have nothing better to do I thought I would answer some random, pointless questions that have no significance to anyone, myself included. If you're stuck inside too feel free to borrow these and post on your blog. You'll be amazed at how dumb some of the questions are.

What is your best friend's Mom's name?
I guess Matt is my best friend (is that really  cute or really sad?) and her name is Linda. And "mom" doesn't need to be capitalized.

Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
I don't know... my collarbone?

Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Haha, in fifth grade I had a hot teacher name Mr. Guerra. Oh to be young again...
Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

What body part do you wash first?
I never really pay attention but I guess when I think of it I start with the belly and work my way around

Do you have any piercings?
Yes. I don't wear anything other than my ears but I have my nose double pierced, lip, and I used to have whatever it's called with the big fat bar through your cartilage but that's closed up. So badass.

What's the strangest talent you have?
Being talentless

Do you have an innie or an outtie?
I used to have a deep innie but since my baby is pushing everything outward I now have a distinct outtie that you can see through my clothes. It's a little creepy.

What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Sour Cream

Have you ever been tied up?
Talk about creepy. No.

Have you ever had two dates in one night?
At the same time in the same restaurant. What could go wrong with that scenario?

Just kidding.

How many times have you been cussed out?
I'm not sure exactly what that means but I've been cussed at a lot. Too many to count.

Have you ever been to a gay bar?
No. There is nothing for me at a gay bar.

Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
No, I live in a society with computers and television.

Who is the last person you think about before you fall asleep?
My baby girl. Then when I wake up several times during the night I can't stop thinking about her.

Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Maybe by a stalker

Have you ever found anything gross in your parent's bedroom?
Do their undergarments count as gross?

What was your childhood nickname?
I didn't have one specifically but people called me cute variations of my name.

When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Whenever I thought it was okay to act like a jackass.

Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
I'm just so damn curious...

Have you ever bitten your toenails?

Do you eat chicken with your hands or with a fork?
I eat chicken with my mouth.

When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
Who said I go to the gym?

How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Not a lot. Maybe four beers. I'm a lightweight.

Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
What. The. Fuck.

How often do you clean out your ears?
I've noticed I have to do it more often than usual lately. Is there a hormone your body produces to create more earwax when pregnant?

Do you have any strange phobias?
I think all my phobias are justified.

Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
When I was little I'm sure.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
I've never gotten on tables and danced or anything, just have said stupid stuff to random strangers.

Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
He didn't catch me, no.

Have you ever been drunk at work?
I've been so hungover that I felt a little drunk

Do you want to bring sexy back?
Who said it left?

3 Thoughts :

Kristin August 27, 2011 at 11:35 PM  

Haha, I love it. Those questions were definitely weird, but your answers were funny! I think it is cute, not sad, that Matt is your best friend :)

Shannon August 28, 2011 at 4:26 PM  

"Do you eat chicken with your hands or with a fork?
I eat chicken with my mouth."

You won the laugh lottery with that one.

P! August 30, 2011 at 11:35 PM  

I laughed out loud like 10 times when reading this... hahaha! You got a wicked sense of humor, lady. My favorite answers?

"Being talentless"
"Maybe by a stalker"
"Whenever I thought it was okay to act like a jackass."
"I eat chicken with my mouth."

And, of course:
Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
"He didn't catch me, no."

HAHA- stealing this for my post one day!